How Now Brown Cow
DS: Last day, I was a cow and I was
eatin’ grass
SS: You were eating grass? Why?
DS: (exasperated sigh) Because that’s what cows do. Aren’t you a
teacher or something?
SS: Or something.
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If I Were Dora
Ms. S: Does anybody remember the
Spanish word for red?
BT: haka maka chaka dominoes!
Ms S: That’s an interesting word, but what does Dora say for
red?
BT: If I was Dora, I’d say haka maka chaka dominoes!
Ms. S: Dora says “rojo”
BT: My word for red is more fun to say.
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